If you are ever fascinated by vibrators, this vibrator should catch your attention like it did mine. I stumbled across an anonymous woman’s hilarious review of this vibrator and I could not help but share in this post.
Not only did the woman spend minutes crafting an epistle about this vibrator but she also included every little detail of her experience in a smooth and rather hilarious manner.
These days when people drop only two-sentence reviews, this could show how satisfied how satisfied the woman was with the product.
Here is her funny review. Read till the end…
‘Having read everyone’s reviews, i had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, i wasn’t exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre. A few friends of mine bought it recently, and told me of its power.
‘I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens.
It was delivered within 2 days of ordering, so it’s already off to a good start. Opening the very discreet box, instructions say 2.5 hour charge time. Not too bad, i plug this lil bad boy in.
‘While the kids are at school waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some erotica my friend and fellow queenie, recommended because i don’t have time to screw around waiting to get into “the mood”.
‘I have to get the kids in a few hours and i need to be ready to go when this thing is done charging. Tik tok b!tch, tik tok welcome to motherhood. “Patiently waiting” me is checking to see if the light has stopped blinking every 10 minutes like a crackhead waiting for his dealer.
‘After only and hour and a half, solid pink light.
‘Game on.
‘I played with the settings on my hand to test this fine machinery out.The vibration for the g spot part is quite strong, i was impressed with with that even before use.
‘Next was suction. So many levels it was interesting to see the different patterns and strength. There are 10 levels for clitoral and 10 patterns for g spot.I’ve never used a clit suction type stimulator, so i have nothing to compare it to, but looked forward to it none the less.
‘Time to solo party.
I found placement for the clit a bit low for my body shape, it took me a few min to get everything where it needed to be. That was a bit time consuming and slightly frustrating.
‘But as with any new toy, its trial and error. I started the clit one on low, which i barely even felt. Unbeknownst to me it wasn’t lined up 100% ,So, me being me, i decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5.
‘I hit the suction button setting to level 5 or 6 and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement. At least i think that’s what happened, Because I’m pretty sure i blacked out,
‘My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared.
‘I never came so fast and so hard in my life. I squirted, i have NEVER DONE THAT. (Luckily i put a towel down cause i hate wet spots)
‘I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again. Im pretty sure i levitated. It was an unending orgasm.
‘This time, my soul left me, and god himself said “child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light.” (Mind you, im agnostic.)
‘I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away.
‘I shook for a good 5 minutes, i couldn’t get up off the bed if even wanted to. I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who i am and what year is this.
‘I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. Im still hobbling 4 hours later
I did not stretch enough.‘So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day. And for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash.’
The review has been shared on Twitter and currently has over 10 thousand retweets. It has sparked the interest of many women who desire to invest in getting this vibrator too.
Several other anonymous reviewers have given positive reviews with over 83% giving it a five-star review. However, like all sex toys, this vibrator is not a one size fits as some reviewers have complained about the size being wrong, the shape being a little out of sync with their body, or some issues related to the toy’s buttons not working after about a month.
That being said, if you want to explore what this device is capable of or simply want to find out for yourself, here is the link to make your order now at just $46.
